      >>From the Pen and Brush Network for Writers and Artists<<
                From: ZACH KLEIN     Subj: RENO/TV

      Well, Clinton's 45th choice for A.G.  has struck again.  Not
  content with frying 90 people in order to save them, she now wants
  to save us all from the horrors of television.  Her clearsighted
  response to the very REAL violence that exists (especially in poor
  communities) has been to write a screenplay.  The kind of
  screenplay she wants all of us artists to write.  It's about a
  teenager who takes care of his sibs while the mother rehabs from
  crack addiction.  Our hero goes on to become valdictorian and the
  mother recovers and gets her GED.  Right on!  This is the kind of
  approach that most certainly will save us from ourselves.
      So here's the skinny, folks.  Want in on future television
  programming?  Want your name on the tube?  Strike back against the
  cause of all our ills!  Show those who stalk our streets that we
  mean business.  That's right, do your part to eliminate the terror
  that surrounds our lives.  Write shitty shows.  That's the ticket!
  -Zach 

  * Channel 1(R) * 617-354-7077 * Cambridge MA * 85 lines
