
--- Taglines Seen Around the Nets

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

Licensed remote control operator.

Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Does Tasha have a Data entry problem?

That was Zen, this is Tao.

Did anyone see my lost carrier?

Do dogs mistake you for a friend (or a fire hydrant)?

If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.

Multi-tasking - screwing up several things at once.

Tomato paste - what you use to fix broken tomatoes.

Keep your quantum-pickin hands off.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

There are millions of stories in the Naked Echo.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

Pardon me, but your Freudian slip is showing.

I tried snorting coke once.  I almost drowned.

My ship came in.  Naturally it was the Kobayashi Maru.

Bill Clinton: the EDLIN of presidents.

Armed, dangerous, and off my medication.

The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.

I've plummeted to my death and I can't get up!

Whoever decided to limit taglines to a single line can just kiss my

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

I just got my phone bill.  Buy AT&T stock now!

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

"Meow" ...splat... "Aarf" ...splat... (raining cats and dogs)

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

Always forgive your enemies.  They hate that!

Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.

