
--- Taglines Seen Around the Nets

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

If it ain't broke yet, let me have a shot at it.

I'm being held prisoner in a chocolate factory.  Don't send help.

Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Look out for #1.  Don't step in #2 either.

Failure is not in falling down, but in staying down.

I shot JFK, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

I love my country but I fear my government.

I escaped from a political correction facility.

I hit the CRTL key but I'm still not in control!

ONLINE?  Hit <ALT-H> for a quick I.Q. Test.

I am Mr. T of Borg.  I pity da fool that resists me.

Of course I'm sane.  The voices said so.

I don't see you, so don't pretend to be there.

Welcome to Earth - 75% water, 25% malls

PMS is a vicious cycle!

Nice underwear.  Perhaps you should take them off your head.

I am Clinton of Borg.  Your paycheck will be assimilated.

Women do come with instructions, ask them!

Well, to be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

They made us eat porridge.  It was a gruelling experience.

I'm a writer.  Prohibited by statute from having money.

You're gonna hurt all three of my feelings!

Tuesday is Human Sacrifice Day at the Sizzler - Tom Servo

...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason, too.

Two silkworms were having a race, but it ended in a tie.

A miser is someone who earns his money the hoard way.

You are in a maze of twisty little BBS menus, all alike...

If it can't be fixed with Vise-Grips & duct tape, it can't be fixed.

Rap is to music as the Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

It would never work.  I'm Aquarius and you're ridiculous.

Help Wanted: Telepath.  You know where to apply.

Mary had a little RAM, its bits were white as snow.

Member of PETA - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

I just had a mental breakdown.  Got any jumper cables?

Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of the mind.

The longer a man is wrong, the surer he is that he's right.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Do the words 'act of war' mean anything to you?

Klingon Prime Directive: If it moves, shoot it.

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy?

I live in a quiet neighborhood - they use silencers.

A bird in the hand doesn't count in poker.

I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk's! Sentences!

What is a sysop and why would I want to Yell at it?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

I threw caution to the wind.  The wind threw it back.

"Ensign Fodder, report to transporter for away team duty."

We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse.

